While you're saving your face you're losing your ass. Never trust a man whose eyes are too close to his nose. I never trust a man unless I've got his pecker in my pocket. Better inside the tent pissing out than outside the tent pissing in.

Lyndon B. Johnson
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  4. Emancipation was a proclamation, but not a fact.

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